Leica M3 Gold Digital Camera by Minox – A camera so beautiful, it just might be incapable of taking a picture that looks better than itself. Plus I doubt how functional it may be after I’ve drooled all over it. This digital diva is a 5.0 megapixel point-and-shoot, perfect for everything from a night on the town to home photoshoots. I want.
Hood Thong by Han & Brikauski – The thing about fashion is that no trend is ever really completely new, nor is it old. Aside from the fact nothing is ever done the same way twice, everything has been done before. However, ever so often something completely bizarre and outlandish arises. The Hood Thong. Around the vajayjay it goes, atop your head it plops. Something about it is like a diaper. Something about it is like lingerie. Something about it is tomboyish, like a hoodie. Finally, a garment that is as schizophrenic as me. I can’t even begin to imagine all the layering options that come with this masterpiece.
Adam & Eve Candy Cane Glass Dildo – Whether you’ve been naughty or nice, just because Santa Claus ain’t real doesn’t mean we can’t be getting gifts through our other chimneys! Just in time for the holidays, the good folks over at Adam & Eve have come up with a glass dildo that looks just like a candy cane. Move over mistletoe, there’s a new icon of kinky festivity in town!
Dr. Seuss Book Collection – “Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.” My childhood was mainly comprised of such nonsensical, philosophical musings from the Dalai Lama of ridiculous rhymes himself, Dr. Seuss. As I’ve matured, my life has only gotten stranger, and these literary masterpieces have never shed a ounce of validity. No disrespect to the O.G. Santa, but no other dead guy can make me feel like a bright, bubbly little girl again like Dr. Seuss can. Other than dildos that look like candy and thongs that cover your head, isn’t that what Christmas is all about?
Handmade Tattoo Machine by Mike Pike’s Outlaw Irons – From sewing machine to typewriter to camera, I am a fiend for conquering machine, Like a young female Asian Don Quixote fighting windmills, this is my newest quest. Recently I’ve begun a tattoo apprenticeship & have fell in love with these unusually shaped tools. Delicate and strong, with as much soul as an antique. A tiny vehicle of immense pain and boundless art. One of a kind, leaving a mark for life. Sounds like me…*wink*
