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If The Shoe Doesn’t Fit, Don’t Wear It. Trend Alert: Shrimp ‘n Biscuits

Ladies, ladies, ladies. We’re concerned. There is a growing epidemic and we need to bring it to light. There are certain things that are never in fashion. Somethings have been done once and shouldn’t happen again, like say, shoulder pads. But there are somethings that should never be done. Things that will never be a good look. I don’t care how damn cute or sexy those heels are,  please know that “Shrimp ‘n Biscuits” is NOT the business. Ever. To clarify: Shrimp refers to your (hopefully) well manicured toes or shrimps curling over the edge of your heels…eeeek! Biscuits refer to your (hopefully) callus free and well moisturized heels hanging off the back of your heels. This really gets down to proper fit and size. THE SHOE IS TOO SMALL IF YOUR BUSTING OUT THE FRONT OR BACK. Or in some cases too big if your shrimping out the front, i.e: your foot is sliding too far towards the front. Bottom line: Unless you are a high fashion getting paid super model working it on the catwalk and you gotta do what you gotta do (as seen in the above picts from NY Fashion Week) the only place I want to see shrimp and biscuits is on a plate…and don’t even get me started on muffin tops.

Shoes: Mathew Williamson SS09 and Proenza Schouler SS09

see more offenders after the jump!

Biscuits are never ok, no mater how small they are. Peep toes are for just that, a little peep of your toe, not  your whole beasty sausages sticking out *pauze* and lord have mercy on little red’s perfect example of crusted heels and skrimp’s…Skrimp’n ain’t easy, esp. on the eyes, ooouch!

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4 Responses to “If The Shoe Doesn’t Fit, Don’t Wear It. Trend Alert: Shrimp ‘n Biscuits”

  1. ladylexx ladylexx says:

    This made me laugh so hard! SO on point! Glad you addressed “poppin’ put of the back” too…ooh and “scrimps” such a no-no!

  2. Julie says:

    ugghhh that picture of skrimps and biscuits in those horrible stripper heels!!! grossgrossgross

  3. Glendy says:


    Yeah I noticed these too in fashion week, they certainly aren’t pretty, sometimes you wonder all that money into those events, expensive shoes and man no one cares about a manicure anymore, thanks for the post,

  4. krazie says:



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